Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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