Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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