fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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