if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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