Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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