He is an equal opportunity slut.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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