So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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