can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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