Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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