Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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