But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize