I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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