She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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