she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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