I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
that is very illegal...i love you.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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