Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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