My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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