so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
