I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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