I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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