im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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