i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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