I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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