Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
