I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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