There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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