But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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