I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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