she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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