Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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