i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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