good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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