Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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