Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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