did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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