You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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