I didn't shave. On purpose
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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