Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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