I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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