He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We left the knife in your bed.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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