Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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