My brain says no but my pants say off.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
the liver wants what the liver wants
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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