just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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