if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Randomize
