There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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