After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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