I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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