i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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