yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
