D3 body, D1 cock
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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