What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
