worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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