Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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