we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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