ugly people sure do ruin things
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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