You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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