If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Blood and glitter go together right?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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